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The QSZ-92, sometimes known as the Type 92, is a semi-automatic pistol designed by Norinco.
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The deconsecrated church of San Gennaro all’Olmo is a former religious edifice located in the city center of Naples, Italy, on Via San Gregorio Armeno. It is adjacent and for many years integral to the chapel-church of San Biagio Maggiore.
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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?","punchline":"He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.","id":413}
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