{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
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